The Dirty Diaper

Today, I got the above spam in my e-mail. We can look at the poor grammar, whatever.

$620.50? Are you freaking kidding me? Have you stupid spammers been watching the news lately? Have you seen what has been happening to the markets?

It's one thing to take advantage of me because I may not know how to spell "forumlar." Didn't the little red line show up under that word when you typed it in your word processor?

But then to completely insult my intelligence. Do you think that $620.50 is some sort of windfall for me? On Tuesday, I lost, like, a gazillion dollars in the stock market. On Wednesday, I got some of it back. BUT WAIT! There's $650.20 credited back to my MasterCharge because the IRS put it there?

Buddy, idiot, whatever you are, the feds need that money more than I do.

Go do your homework, idiot. Then come back and fool me with your spam.

Sheesh